For the Love of Horses

This page is devoted to all the crazy, dirty, ridiculous shit we do for the love of horses.
Submit your own as a comment and I will add it to the list!

For the love of horses . . . I'll buy more shoes for my horse than for myself.

For the love of horses . . . I'll clog up my washing machine with horse hair from saddle pads.

For the love of horses . . . I'll muck shit till my back hurts.

For the love of horses . . . I'll make sure he has fresh water before I take a drink.

For the love of horses . . . I'll spend hundreds of dollars a month just to make sure he's taken care of.

For the love of horses . . . I'll wear the distinct equine odor as my favorite perfume.

For the love of horses . . . I'll endure stares at the grocery store in my shit-kickers and breeches.

For the love of horses . . . I'll buy him a pretty new winter blanket before I buy myself one.

For the love of horses . . . I'll drive two hours a day just to be with him for thirty minutes.

For the love of horses . . . I'll pass up a nice dinner and a movie to go for a ride.

For the love of horses . . . I'll use my own shirt to wipe his horsey eye boogers.

For the love of horses . . . I'll purchase long rubber gloves and "Excalibur" for that certain nasty cleaning activity that some geldings so enjoy.

For the love of horses . . . I'll allow my shirt to be smeared with goopy green slobber that stains. Oh, how it stains.

For the love of horses . . . heck, I'll do anything for that face!

Rocket